Gay Ducks Spotted in Jones Falls

Baltimore, a river known for its labyrynthine tunneling under the city and also its raw sewage smell, but also ruboff from the gay and lesbian social clubs directly above in Mount Vernon District. The animals have taken after their masters and started going in gay relationships. Leading the movement are the ducks.

A gay duck couple is easy to spot: look for two drakes, instead of a drake and a dun. Drakes have the characteristic teal green shoulder blades. A dun woman is brown and mottled.